I'm a unicorn on a Halloween
I'm not very scary if you know what I mean
I won't threaten to bring your life to an end
Or slay you tonight, but I will be your friend

I'm a unicorn!
Yea, I'm a unicorn!
I'm a unicorn with a big brass horn, and I've been reborn!

I don't like to go to Halloween parties
All the other monsters always tryin' to scare me
With the blood on their fangs, and the bones on their skin
I just want your love, I don't know where to begin!

'Cause I'm a unicorn!
Yea, I'm a unicorn!
I'm a unicorn with a big brass horn, and I eat cream corn!